Here’s the legal stuff you need to know

1. Services
1.1 No f*cking idea will provide services as agreed in writing between the parties. The scope of work, deliverables, and fees will be set out in a proposal, quote, or service agreement.

2. Fees and Payment
2.1. Fees are payable as set out in the proposal or invoice.
2.2. Payment required before ideas are presented.

3. Client Responsibilities
3.1 You agree to provide accurate information, approvals, and materials necessary for us to perform our work. Delays in providing information or approvals may delay delivery.

4. Intellectual Property
4.1. All intellectual property created by no f*cking idea will remain the property of the agency until full payment is received.
4.2. no f*cking idea retains the right to showcase completed work for self-promotion and portfolio purposes.

5. Confidentiality
5.1 Both parties agree to keep all confidential information such as business plans, marketing strategies, and client data - strictly confidential. Confidential information must not be disclosed to any third party without prior written consent, except where required by law. Cross our hearts.

6. Limitation of Liability
6.1 The Agency is not liable for any indirect, special, or consequential loss arising out of or in connection with the services provided. Our total liability for any claim is limited to the amount paid by you for the specific project in question. We have to say this because we just come up with ideas, you decide if they are good & action them.

7. Force Majeure (Events Beyond Our Control)
7.1 no f*cking idea will not be held liable for any delay, failure, or disruption in performance caused by circumstances beyond our reasonable control. These include, but are not limited to, natural disasters, pandemics, power outages, labour disputes, or failure of suppliers or partners. But we seriously hope none of this happens.

8. Termination
8.1 Either party may terminate the agreement by giving [e.g. 14] days’ written notice & if for some insane reason you would like a partial refund, we’ll consider this based on the circumstances. 

9. Governing Law
9.1 These Terms are governed by the laws of New South Wales, Australia. Any disputes will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of New South Wales. Sounds fun hey.

10. Changes to Terms
10.1 We may update these Terms & Conditions from time to time, we’re a bit fickle like that.